MGS Sketch Fest - 3 Days Left

"Do not use a 9mm weapon. It's accurate, but you need to aim at the pelvis, vitals, or the head to put them down. It goes straight through the body so fast, they might not even notice."

Actually, you would notice, but you wouldn't be stopped by it.

"That's why I stick with my Colt M1911 45 ACP. More stopping power. Puts them down in one, wherever you hit them."

That's just stuff I feel like he would say. It even works for the era he's in.